In the bathroom this morning and I hear my phone ring. Wondering who would be calling me this early in the morning and go check it and see I've missed a call from Mom. She's left a message. Why is my Mom calling me this early? Is someone sick? In an accident? Worse?
Listen to the message. Mom, singing "Happy Birthday" into my voicemail.
Oh. My birthday. I guess it is. Thanks for the panic attack, Mom!
So, what do I want for my birthday? I. WANT. MORE. MONEH. I have a Paypal account. You can give me some of that internet moneh.
If you don't get the joke, go watch the Canada On Strike episode of South Park. Hilarity.
About Me
- rdl
- Not revealing a whole lot about myself here. I have a government job (i.e. work for the man) that I'll likely be talking about. Chances are pretty slim that I'd say anything that would really jeopardize my job but why risk it, right? If you're visiting, you probably know who I am.
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I laughed so hard at that! Of course, that is my favorite line from this season, but I didn't expect it in that post, so that was hilarious!
Happy Birthday by the way! We'll celebrate manana.
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