C*** Block

I'll get a proper intro post up later, but I found this text conversation that just occurred sufficiently funny to post.

Friend that I'll call T: [name redacted] just added me on Facebook!!! This is the rekindling of our beautiful relationship! Things are going to get hot! Touchdown baby!

(note: I apologize for the overabundance of exclamation points. This is a direct quote)

Me: Just try to remember who was there before you. And I'm not talking about her husband.

T: Ha ha. You cured me! That was amazing!

Me: I have a gift.